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Standaard geplaatst op 05 november 2012 @ 20:01
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One time my sister stole a pair of my headphones and lost them, so I got back at her by tying her earbuds in knots every chance I get.

Every time she went to use her earbuds they'd be knotted. She'd yell, "HOW DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN!?" But little did she know what I had done. There was no greater revenge.
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Standaard geplaatst op 06 november 2012 @ 22:32
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Mn zus en zwager werken samen en niemand daar weet dat ze een relatie hebben.

Man vraagt aan mijn zwager: Wanneer is Manon uitgerekend?
Andere man: Hoe moet hij dat nou weten, hij is de vader toch niet?!

De ironieeeeeeee.. :')
 

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Standaard geplaatst op 09 november 2012 @ 14:32
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This is both the worst and best decision this guy ever made.

Was working at a bar about a year ago, and it was one of the quieter weeknights, so nothing crazy huge, more time to talk to patrons. This guy is sitting at the bar, and already a little tipsy, talking about this girl in the bar he doesn't know, but would like to get with. He was asking us for tips on how to go talk to her etc.

After a while of this, he builds up the courage to just go buy this girl a drink. It works. He's chuffed. They're sitting together for a couple of hours, he's getting more and more plastered, and everything seems to be going well.

He returns to the bar for another round, this is about an hour before closing, and is now asking how he can get out of this. She's really into him, but he finds her really annoying. Our response? Sit back down at the table, and start making trumpet noises, however pretend like nothing is happening. Don't acknowledge it. Don't smile. Just trumpet noises.

The guy went back with his drinks, and I shit you not, made trumpet noises for about 5 minutes straight until the girl got weirded out and left. He came back the happiest man alive, and bought us all shots. Possibly the best thing I witnessed while working there.
 

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Standaard geplaatst op 09 november 2012 @ 19:08
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^ Nice.
 

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Standaard geplaatst op 09 november 2012 @ 23:19
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TVOH stond op, mijn vader kijkt even naar de tv:
'Tering, Oosterhuis, wat ben je scheel.'
 

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Standaard geplaatst op 10 november 2012 @ 16:06
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If you are trying to figure out the true meaning of punk, and are trying to emulate it, just give up. You already dont get it.
 

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Standaard geplaatst op 16 november 2012 @ 18:28
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I gave my son a timeout from swords, light sabers, guns and (Thor) hammers due to him being too violent/aggressive. After about 10 minutes of quiet, I went to check on him and found him building w/ his Legos.

After I told him that I was proud of him for listening, I asked him what he was building. He told me he was building an ultimate Lego weapon so that he could destroy me.

I think he may have missed the point, but at least he's persistent.





I was full of smartass comments like this as a kid. When my dad would call me out on it an tell me to stop being a smartass, I would reply with "it's better than being a dumbass." Then I'd get slapped in the face.





This morning, my wife told my 3 year old daughter that owls were nocturnal. My daughter responded "Yes, owls are not turtles."





My son when he was 6: "Dad, can we get a cat?" Me: "Your Mom is allergic to cats, so no". My Son:"When Mom dies can we get a cat?" Me:"Sure".





My 3 year old son has been watching a lot of Looney Tunes and he likes Daffy Duck. Now instead of saying good-bye like a normal kid, he says "So long suckers."

We are so proud.
 

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Standaard geplaatst op 24 november 2012 @ 20:05
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Voor degene die twilight breaking dawn 2 niet hebben gezien, kijk maar niet.


Tijdens de pauze begonnen de 13 jarige meisjes achter ons te kleppen over wat er gaat gebeuren en blabla. Maar ze waren zo vervelend dat ik me omdraaide en zei:
Ik: Wisten jullie al dat Jacob dood gaat? Staat in het boek.
Meisjes: ..... neee!


Maarja, toen kwam de mindfuck en toen zat ik bijna in tranen...



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-Taylor Lautner-
Meisjes: D'aaaahw, gaaaahagahagahaaa <3 <3
-Billy Burke-
Zus en ik: AAAAAAAAAAAH BILLY <3 <3 <3


[ Laatst gewijzigd door Saskia; 24 november 2012 om 20:43 ]
 

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Standaard geplaatst op 02 december 2012 @ 20:11
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"One day, the Mushroom Kingdom was unexpectedly invaded by King Koopa, the Koopa King"

WELL, GLAD THEY CLEARED THAT UP

"I used to smoke pot and go to class. Sneak in ten minutes late with a bullshit excuse. Slink down low at my desk. Pray to god nobody asked me any questions. Yeah, I was the best teacher ever." - Nathan Anderson
 

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Standaard geplaatst op 04 december 2012 @ 02:02
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Maat van me was vrij pissig omdat de tutor had gezegd dat ie "als een aapje zat te dicteren". Dus we hadden het er met een paar gasten nog over na de onderwijsgroep, komt opeens een andere dude:

R: "Maar misschien lag het wel aan het feit dat je, toen je klaar was met dicteren, met je eigen schijt begon te gooien."

Verdomme ik ging zo hard stuk. xD
 

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Standaard geplaatst op 13 december 2012 @ 18:49
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An old lady was tired of her hard life and wanted to commit suicide.
She decided the best way to die was to shoot herself through the heart, but she doesn't know where the heart is. So she called her doctor and asked.

The doctor told her the heart is located 2 inches below the left nipple.

The old lady hung up and shot herself in her knee.
 

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Standaard geplaatst op 13 december 2012 @ 21:01
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Dat is vies, man. :c
 

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Standaard geplaatst op 13 december 2012 @ 21:34
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an old lady was tired of her hard life and wanted to commit suicide.
She decided the best way to die was to shoot herself through the heart, but she doesn't know where the heart is. So she called her doctor and asked.

The doctor told her the heart is located 2 inches below the left nipple.

The old lady hung up and shot herself in her knee.
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Standaard geplaatst op 28 december 2012 @ 14:46
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Faal moment in skype gesprek xD

A: ik heb bewijs dat geert wilders rookt
D: lol
F: Wist je dat niet
D: hij heeft haat op zwarten, en dan maakt hij zijn longen zwart
 

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Standaard geplaatst op 28 december 2012 @ 14:52
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Faal moment in skype gesprek xD

A: ik heb bewijs dat geert wilders rookt
D: lol
F: Wist je dat niet
D: hij heeft haat op zwarten, en dan maakt hij zijn longen zwart
*like the D person* (a)
 
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