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Hikari-san
10 juli 2012, 10:28
Vorige Topic (http://forum.animewolken.nl/showthread.php?t=72137&page=16)

J : Mijn oma komt zometeen.
K : Op welke manier moet ik dit opvatten?

Ik vond het best leuk.

chipmunk.
10 juli 2012, 12:16
How the Logic of "Friendzoning" Would Work If Applied in Other Instances:
*Man walks into a store and finds employee*
Man: Alright, I've had enough. Why haven't you guys hired me?!
Employee: Uh...well sir, when did you put in your application?
Man: I never filled out an application.
Employee: Well sir, we can't consider you for employment if you've never filled out an application.
Man: No, that's bullshit, because I've been coming here for years now, and every single time I tell you all how much I love this store and how much I appreciate your customer service, unlike some of your other customers might I add!
Employee: Well, but that doesn't-
Man: AND I even told you that I didn't have a job!
Employee: But sir, that doesn't indicate to us that you would like a job at our store. And again, if you've never filled out an application, we can't consider you. Besides, we're not hiring.
Man: OH! Not hiring, HA! What a laugh. I see your store go through seasonal workers all the time. They come and go like nothing, but you won't consider me as a part-time employee even though I KNOW you've been looking for workers to fill positions? That's insane!
Employee: Sir, we've been looking to hire a few people for management positions. Do you have any management experience?
Man: Well no, but what does that matter?
Employee: ...Well sir, that's what we're looking for. You won't be suitable for the position without management experience.
Man: Oh that's such a load of crap. You know, you'll be waiting around a long time for a manager if you don't lower your standards a little. Who cares if someone knows how to manage a store? I LOVE this store and I'm willing to work here, that's all that should matter to you.
Employee: That...doesn't make any sense.
Man: NO! I'm done. This is over. From now on, no more Mr. Nice Guy.
Employee:
Man:
Employee:
Man: Fuck you, slut.

Eoin
11 juli 2012, 09:36
Hahaha! Zijn er nog meer van die? =3

T. Tapes
14 juli 2012, 20:57
T: Waarom liggen er maar twee popcorns op deze tafel, waarom niet gewoon drie?

Wyrin
15 juli 2012, 01:51
How the Logic of "Friendzoning" Would Work If Applied in Other Instances:
*Man walks into a store and finds employee*
Man: Alright, I've had enough. Why haven't you guys hired me?!
Employee: Uh...well sir, when did you put in your application?
Man: I never filled out an application.
Employee: Well sir, we can't consider you for employment if you've never filled out an application.
Man: No, that's bullshit, because I've been coming here for years now, and every single time I tell you all how much I love this store and how much I appreciate your customer service, unlike some of your other customers might I add!
Employee: Well, but that doesn't-
Man: AND I even told you that I didn't have a job!
Employee: But sir, that doesn't indicate to us that you would like a job at our store. And again, if you've never filled out an application, we can't consider you. Besides, we're not hiring.
Man: OH! Not hiring, HA! What a laugh. I see your store go through seasonal workers all the time. They come and go like nothing, but you won't consider me as a part-time employee even though I KNOW you've been looking for workers to fill positions? That's insane!
Employee: Sir, we've been looking to hire a few people for management positions. Do you have any management experience?
Man: Well no, but what does that matter?
Employee: ...Well sir, that's what we're looking for. You won't be suitable for the position without management experience.
Man: Oh that's such a load of crap. You know, you'll be waiting around a long time for a manager if you don't lower your standards a little. Who cares if someone knows how to manage a store? I LOVE this store and I'm willing to work here, that's all that should matter to you.
Employee: That...doesn't make any sense.
Man: NO! I'm done. This is over. From now on, no more Mr. Nice Guy.
Employee:
Man:
Employee:
Man: Fuck you, slut.

Hoewel het in de realiteit complexer is dan dat, is het goed gevonden en een adequate respons tegenover fucktards die net zo vrouwonvriendelijk zijn als de assholes die 'al hun kansen inpikken'.

Goed, quote:



SparTacus (rulimbaww@3B942731.dsl.stlsmo.swbell.net) has joined #santcuary
*SparTacus is now known as Betty_Guns
wacko Jacko (lbeedy@1C57684.dsl.stlsmo.swbell.net) has joined #santcuary
<wacko_Jacko>ok spartacus just came n here i know it. which one of you is that loser?
<hunney> I am spartacus
<ji_pper>no im spartacus
<Betty_Guns>I am spartacus
<mistr andersn>Iĺm spartacus
<wacko_Jacko>ur all freaks thats what u r


<_kr4m3r> so many fucking criminals, its bullshit
<foniks`> heh, if we sent all the criminals to some empty continent and just left them there to die
<foniks`> and showed up like 50yrs later like, "sup?"
<foniks`> whatd u think they'd say?
<FoSZoR[bg]> something along the lines of, "G`Day mate"


< Alkivar> we're on our way back from partying in NYC over the weekend ... it was like sunday afternoon we're headed back west
< Alkivar> we're cruisin... maybe 130-140mph
< Alkivar> flew past a trooper on the side of the road
< Alkivar> trooper lights up ... siren blasting ... chasing us down the highway
< Alkivar> we're both like should we stop ... there's no way he can catch up to us
< Alkivar> we decided to be good and stop
< Alkivar> cop catches up to us ... comes out gun drawn ... pissed as hell
< Alkivar> walks up to the side of the car and goes
< Alkivar> "SON CAN I SEE YOUR PILOT'S LICENSE"
< Alkivar> Jason pulls out his fucking pilot's license
< Alkivar> cop's jaw hits the fucking ground
< Alkivar> most stunned face I've ever fucking seen
< Alkivar> in this practically a whimper goes "get the fuck out of here"
< Alkivar> no ticket... too embarassed apparently
< Alkivar> I'll never forget that day long as I live
< Alkivar> I was sure we were goin to jail


Bash.org blijft soms echt hilarische quotes hebben.

Daniel98
16 juli 2012, 11:35
Moest gedwongen meedoen met zo'n spel met allerlei vragen enzo met mn moeder zusje en vader.

Vraag: Waar had Buffy een hekel aan?
*Buffy the vampire slayer blijkbaar, wist het niet maar de vraag was voor m'n moeder.
Moeder: Ohhh ja Buffy the vampire slayer... uhm... Weerwolven!

En dan vindt ze mij 'niet zo slim' omdat ik blijf zitten op 2 Atheneum.

Hikari-san
16 juli 2012, 21:57
~RR´ćk~ zegt (22:56):
*iJezus
*Is de nieuwe re´ncarnatie app

hentai-free
16 juli 2012, 22:28
~RR´ćk~ zegt (22:56):
*iJezus
*Is de nieuwe re´ncarnatie app

Moest dit nou? ;_;

Maverick
17 juli 2012, 15:22
"When you stub your toe, you can't completely prevent the pain, but you can feel a little bit better by swearing loudly and calling the object a son of a bitch."



To let the object know you mean business, upend it.
(╯░□░)╯︵ ┻━┻
┬─┬ノ( ║ _ ║ノ) don't throw furniture, dude...
┻━┻ ︵╰(░□░)╯︵ ┻━┻
(╯░□░)╯THE FUCK, MAN? THOSE ARE EXPENSIVE TABLES!
ノ( ║ _ ║ノ) It wasn't me I swear.

Morris
18 juli 2012, 18:59
T zegt:
Het schijnt dat mannetjes katten en leeuwen stekels op hun penis hebben die van dezelfde stof worden gemaakt als vrouwen
en daarmee snijden ze de... vagina van het vrouwtje open
Idioot toch xD

Dit is om twee redenen grappig:
1. Ze is 17 en wekt de indruk moeite te hebben met het typen van het woord 'vagina'
2. Ze beweerd hier dus mee dat vrouwen van een andere stof zijn gemaakt dan mannen, en dat een katten-/leeuwenpenis belegd is met stekels van diezelfde stof. Ze bedoelde nagels, mja xD

Kyna
18 juli 2012, 20:23
Weerhaakjes, geen nagels.

Deco T. Aoreste
20 juli 2012, 01:23
Weerhaakjes, geen nagels.

Arme poezen. o.o

Ravons J. Daro
20 juli 2012, 10:40
Hey, er bestaan ook condooms met ribbels. Misschien geven die weerhaakjes net wat extra's.

Naja, als 't bij mensen zo zou zijn:

"Oh shit, schat. Niet bewegen, ik blijf haken achter je schaamlip."

Nasty.

Saskia
20 juli 2012, 13:37
M:Ik wil nog wat drinken.
Ik:Ik wil een audi
L:Ik wil een ferrari

Kwam niet meer bij...die zag ik niet aankomen

Morris
20 juli 2012, 13:42
Weerhaakjes, geen nagels.

Ze bedoelde nagels ipv vrouwen. Niet nagels ipv stekels. Mja, het zijn idd weerhaakjes. Lijkt me alsnog niet fijn.

Anime is kawaii
22 juli 2012, 21:25
-RRick- 'S zegt
omfg omfg omfg
Ze zag een mug
Ik zou echt doodsbang zijn
D:
Rob zegt
Ja dat las ik 2 seconden geleden
-RRick- 'S zegt
Zij moet echt een kutleven hebben zeg
O_o'

kristyyboy
27 juli 2012, 23:24
Ik(K), mijn vriendin(V) en een maat van ons allebei(A) zaten daarstraks over films te praten:

K: eej A wat is jou favoriete film
A: Twilight
K: owkee
V: Mijn favoriete film is ook twilight hoor!
K: Is dat zo'n goeie film dan? Ik vond er niks aan.
A: Valt eigenlijk wel mee.
V: Maar A wat zou jij dan willen zijn als je kon kiezen?
A: Een vampier.
K: Dus jij wil ook glitteren als je in de zon staat?

Ravons J. Daro
31 juli 2012, 22:02
Eindbaas gevecht in Fatal Frame 2;
*Eindbaas zit op laatste streepje.*
Ik: FUCK YEA. Que the Anime J-Pop Shonen Background music! O.ˇ
Eindbaas: IMMA HURT YOU! O.ˇ
Ik: Raaaah! D< *haalt Camera omhoog en heeft niet door dat zijn 5 allerbeste films op zijn* klik! ... Klik?!
Eindbaas: *ONE HIT K-O PUNCH*

Go­afoss
01 augustus 2012, 14:22
En wij maar spammen in de chat dat je films op waren. Nib.

Ravons J. Daro
01 augustus 2012, 14:26
Denk je dat ik daar tijd voor heb dan?! O.ˇ om effe te kijken?!

Go­afoss
01 augustus 2012, 16:50
Wel als de halve chat vol staat met allemaal capslockspam, dan moet er een belletje gaan rinkelen lijkt me. ;p

Hawk
01 augustus 2012, 17:07
Ik was op de Dam, waar een straatartiest genaamd Chicken Joe optrad.

Chicken Joe: 'Okay, now you guys need to give me some money, otherwise I'll have to go back selling my arse... or selling drugs to your children.'

-bijna iedereen loopt weg'

Chicken Joe: 'Oi, now come back you cheap basterds! Your children'll regret this! o.ˇ'

Ravons J. Daro
01 augustus 2012, 17:13
Je bent zelf een belletje dat gaat rinkelen. D< @ Steven

Saskia
02 augustus 2012, 12:16
Leuke kinderen op de zonnegroep 8D
Ik: haas haas haas..
B: Saskia is de baas

Tim
02 augustus 2012, 12:30
Das baas.

lugia07
03 augustus 2012, 01:10
Hahaha :P

Hikari-san
05 augustus 2012, 21:59
Angelique zegt (22:57):
Kromowijojo? xD
Angelique zegt (22:58):
of hoe je dat ook maar schrijft XD
~RR´ćk~ zegt (22:58):
Gezondheid

elotjee
10 augustus 2012, 15:42
Dit heeft al een tijdje geleden plaatsgevonden:

Ik en een klasgenoot gingen naar de leerlingen administratie omdat mn school pas het heden voor het hiernamaals had geruild.

Medewerker: Jonge dame wat kan ik voor je doen?
Ik: mijn pasje is overleden, mag ik een nieuwe?
Medewerker: Tuurlijk mag dat! Maar dan moet ik je eerst een hele vervelende vraag stellen....
Ik: 0_o Vraag maar raak!
Medewerker: Begraven of cremeren?
Ik en brandon: 8''''''''D

Lady Renarde
11 augustus 2012, 15:59
Chat op Skype over hoe computerproblemen op te lossen (vrouwen-style):

Ik: Als ik een probleem heb, probeer ik het zo nauwkeurig mogelijk in google in te typen...
N: en dan? XD
Ik: En dan druk ik op 'search'
N: hahahahaha

Mana Praxula
11 augustus 2012, 16:05
Dit heeft al een tijdje geleden plaatsgevonden:

Ik en een klasgenoot gingen naar de leerlingen administratie omdat mn school pas het heden voor het hiernamaals had geruild.

Medewerker: Jonge dame wat kan ik voor je doen?
Ik: mijn pasje is overleden, mag ik een nieuwe?
Medewerker: Tuurlijk mag dat! Maar dan moet ik je eerst een hele vervelende vraag stellen....
Ik: 0_o Vraag maar raak!
Medewerker: Begraven of cremeren?
Ik en brandon: 8''''''''D

Och...
Ok, ik had het niet meer XD

Ravons J. Daro
13 augustus 2012, 21:54
Vanmiddag in Amsterdam op de Dam
Artiest/komiek: Yeah!! 8D *gooit random met confetti*
Gezin met kind in wagen: *gaat kring door en rijdt voorbij*
Artiest: *draait zich om* STOP PUSHING THAT CHILD AROUND! D< *kijkt nog eens* Wait a minute, he's got my eyes.. very strange.. hmmm.

Hij was awesome. :')

kristyyboy
13 augustus 2012, 22:55
kwam vandaag een of ander vrouwtje met een collectebus aan de deur.

Ik: Wat is er
Vrouwtje: Ik zamel geld in voor een goed doel.
Ik: Das mooi...
Vrouwtje: Wilt u geld doneren?
Ik: Waarom zou ik aan godsnaam geld aan m'n eigen goede doel doneren?!
Ons pap kwam naar de deur toegelopen.
Zegt ie: Weer zo een?
Ik: Jep.
Ons pap: en Janneke?
Ik: wahahahahaha

Laidjon
13 augustus 2012, 22:56
Haha, grappig man. Die 2 euro kan je echt niet missen!

T. Tapes
13 augustus 2012, 22:57
Ik: Wat is er
Vrouwtje: Ik zamel geld in voor een goed doel.
Ik: Das mooi...
Vrouwtje: Wilt u geld doneren?
Ik: Waarom zou ik aan godsnaam geld aan m'n eigen goede doel doneren?!
Ons pap kwam naar de deur toegelopen.
Zegt ie: Weer zo een?
Ik: Jep.
Ons pap: en Janneke?
Ik: wahahahahaha

Dit is de slechtste grap ooit of ik snap het niet.

Ravons J. Daro
13 augustus 2012, 22:57
Je hebt echte #swag. Goed bezig, knul. #yolo.

Rimer
14 augustus 2012, 00:04
Jep en Janneke. Lijkt op Jip en Janneke. Dit maakt deze grap heel sterk.

Maverick
17 augustus 2012, 11:44
Over Charlie Watts en Mick Jagger:

A famous anecdote relates that during the mid-1980s, an intoxicated Jagger phoned Watts' hotel room in the middle of the night asking "Where's my drummer?". Watts reportedly got up, shaved, dressed in a suit, put on a tie and freshly shined shoes, descended the stairs, and punched Jagger in the face, saying: "Don't ever call me your drummer again. You're my fucking singer!"




I was working tech support for a company that provided documents for accounting firms. They would log into the interface and get whatever document they needed. All the documents were on the main server. One day I'm at my desk and we get a message that the main server just crashed and we'll be getting a lot of calls until the backup server is brought online. I got a call from a frantic customer, and as I explained the situation I heard someone in the background screaming, "WE CAN'T GET THE DOCUMENTS! THERE IS NO GOD!"

Ravons J. Daro
19 augustus 2012, 14:12
Traag van begrip, ik ben:

Ik: Yo, K. Wat is 't wachtwoord van de Wifi hier? Want Stairway to Heaven 2 is pleite. v.v
K: Ledzeppelin74. 8D
Ik: Led..Zeppe.. raar wachtwoord btw.. li-- *klik* Oh ffs. ~.~ /facepalm

hentai-free
21 augustus 2012, 13:06
Thimo Vanrusselt zegt
Tyyy
Denk dat ik straks maar eens naar de herhaling van m'n prog ga kijken xD

-RRick- 'S zegt
Hoezo dat? xD

Thimo Vanrusselt zegt
Heb niet bepaalt goed kunnen volgen : (

-RRick- 'S zegt
Waarom niet? xD

Thimo Vanrusselt zegt
KutAdina : (

-RRick- 'S zegt
Zo kut vind ze jou blijkbaar niet, als ze steeds langs komt ;)

Thimo Vanrusselt zegt
Ik kon m'n prog niet kijken door haar D: gaat ze op m'n arm liggen en valt ze in slaap. En toen was m'n arm dood : (

-RRick- 'S zegt
Aaaawh
Maar dat is juist lief

Thimo Vanrusselt zegt
Wat is er lief aan een doode arm? o.o

-RRick- 'S zegt
Nee, dat ze op je arm slaapt ;)

Thimo Vanrusselt zegt
Ooh
Was best irritant. Kon niks eten daar door ffs

-RRick- 'S zegt
Jij bent echt een hopeloos geval :rolleyes:

Hikari-san
21 augustus 2012, 13:14
Thimo zegt :
Heb airco uitgezet. Ja ik verdien een koekje nu. Even halen xD
~RR´ćk~ zegt :
Nee xD
~RR´ćk~ zegt :
Foei
~RR´ćk~ zegt :
Ga af
~RR´ćk~ zegt :
Stoute Thimo
~RR´ćk~ zegt :
In je mand


Rick is gemeen :(((

Saskia
24 augustus 2012, 19:35
I'm so sick n tired of friends who can't handle their alcohol.
The other night, they dropped me three times while carrying me to the car

Chopchop51
30 augustus 2012, 20:55
Ik had vandaag introductiedag en we liepen door Rotterdam langs een basisschool. De kinderen waren net uit.

Wij: *lopen voorbij*
Komen er 2 kinderen van 9 jaar de school uitlopen.
Kind 1: Moet je fittie? Moet je fittie?
Kind 2: Kom vechten dan!
Wij: ಠ_ಠ

Srsly, waar gaat het heen..

T. Tapes
03 september 2012, 19:12
overuled: I want to open a restaraunt where the best item on the menu is called "The D"
overuled: so when people order the D
overuled: you totally look like you want the D

elotjee
08 september 2012, 23:50
Quote van een aantal weken geleden.
Dit gebeurde tijdens de uitmarkt toen ik aan het werk was bij het mercure podium, toen Jennifer ewbank aan het optreden was in een doorschijnende outfit die niets verhullend was.

Jennifer: okÚ en natuurlijk ga ik even mijn nieuwe album hier promoten.
Random dude die door de zaal schreeuwt : door halfnaakt rond lopen?!
Ik: x'""D

Eoin
10 september 2012, 22:13
Angelquique en ik waren op Skype aan het babbelen en we struinden fora af voor drama...

Komt er de volgende tekst uit Angelquique, mijn vriendin, haar mond:

Angelquique: "Is het mogelijk om een relatie te hebben met iemand die zwakbegaafd is als je zelf wel aardig op niveau bent (VWO)?
Ja kijk maar naar mij..."
Eoin: "...Wat?"

Maverick
12 september 2012, 22:11
A little girl goes up to her mom and asks, "Mommy, why did you name me Rose?" - "Well, when you were a baby, a rose petal fell on your forehead, so we named you after that." Her sister asks the same question, "Mommy, why did you name me Daisy?" - "Well, when you were a baby, a daisy petal fell on your forehead, so we named you after that." The third sister goes, "mwwaaarrrghh," and the mom says, "What's that, Cinderblock?"

Senor Chapi
13 september 2012, 20:34
IntenseGenius: ROOOOOWWAAAAAAAAn
Rowano3: nIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK
IntenseGenius: rOOOOOWAAAAN
Rowano3: NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICk
IntenseGenius: ROOOOwwwAAAAAN
Rowano3: niiiiiiiiiiiIIIIIIIICCCCCCk
IntenseGenius: RRRRRRooooWWWWWaaaaaNNNNN
Rowano3: NnNnNnNnIiIiIiIiIiICcCcCcCcCcCcCcKkKkKkKkKkKk

Ravons J. Daro
14 september 2012, 22:55
Ooit Rayman Origins gespeeld? In een bepaald level moet je via een obstakelparcours een schatkist achtervolgen. Nou, onze vriend 'M' is niet bepaald dol meer op ze na 35 keer opnieuw proberen. Maar ÚÚn van de legendarische uitspraken kwam toch echt na beurt 25. :')

Naja. T. maakte 't af.

Ik: GodverDOMME. Ik zweer 't je, zodra ik het einde van dit level zie dan begroet ik die kist met een bukkake! D<
K: Yup.
M: Een gangbang bukkake, bedoelde gij.
T: *bedenkelijk* Maar dan blijft 'r toch niks meer van over...?
*laughter ensues*

Maverick
19 september 2012, 15:59
how to talk to girls

A: So where did you go to school?
B: Oh! I went to NYU. It was great!
A: HOW ARE THE MASHED POTATOES

hentai-free
02 oktober 2012, 22:13
Forever; it's just an empty word that often drowns behind the illusion, yet we always try to encourage our disbelief with such a frailty word.

Go­afoss
07 oktober 2012, 03:21
Het leven is als Lucille Werner; het kan raar lopen.

Kast
07 oktober 2012, 11:43
Die vind ik dan een beetje scheef

Ravons J. Daro
07 oktober 2012, 13:28
[–]rubberyvagina 139 points 9 hours ago
I'm with you. I'm vibrating because I'm laughing so hard.
permasailparentbe squawkin'reply
[–]xiPlayWithCrayons 136 points 9 hours ago
Considering your username, I'm not surprised about the vibrating part.

Huilen van 't lachen. Godver. :')

fakerick
07 oktober 2012, 14:58
Heb die ook gezien, lachte me ook kapot xD

frankiscool
10 oktober 2012, 19:24
*** D verstuurde 1478.jpg ***
F: wAUw
F: welke site?
D: tja
F: awf?
F: :P
D: yup
D: xD
D: krijg ik allemaal van mave
F: ok
D: vraag hem maar
D: xD

T. Tapes
18 oktober 2012, 13:42
Ik: Dus ik knal tegen dat ding aan. Valt er zo'n ding vanaf. Komt dat ding naar me toe rollen, dat ding denkt ook van 'Wat de fuck doe jij?'. Kutding.

Ik kwam er daarna pas achter dat het ongelooflijk dom klonkt. ;-;

Ravons J. Daro
27 oktober 2012, 17:41
Bij K's Schnitzelparadijs:
Ik: *luistert naar Capital Lights*
K: *komt binnen* Wat voor gay muziek is dat wel niet?
Ik: Wanou gay? v.v Stfu.
K: Zet 'ns wat mannelijkers op. ˛.o
Ik: *scrollt door lijst en zet prompt The Color Morale op*
Speakers: *met de nodige hoeveelheid bass* *grunt* DREAAAAAAMS ARE FOREVER OCCURING.
Ik: Mannelijk genoeg, jochie? ˛.o
K: ... Zet uit. Dx

Saskia
02 november 2012, 13:35
Trainingsdag. Dit was een vraag om te kijken wie er assertief reageerde.

M: Ogen dicht. Als ik je aantik, wil ik dat je je ogen open doet en je over je eerste seksuele ervaring gaat vertellen.
Wij: o.o .... x''''"D
Collega M: ..... Dat is zo lang geleden, dat weet ik volgens mij niet meer!

Prachtig antwoord.. :')

hentai-free
02 november 2012, 20:46
Thimo zegt
Ja :c
Ik wil een nieuwe jury pl0x
Zie je opeens iemand van je klas in het publiek.... XD

-RRick- 'S zegt
Ik wil een nieuwe Belgenland pl0x

Thimo zegt
Met mij als premier ofc ;ss

-RRick- 'S zegt
Weet je Řberhaupt wat een premier doet?
xD

Thimo zegt
Overal wat lullen en veel geld krijgen :3


Yup, daar komt het wel op neer :rolleyes:

Maverick
05 november 2012, 17:19
One time my sister stole a pair of my headphones and lost them, so I got back at her by tying her earbuds in knots every chance I get.

Every time she went to use her earbuds they'd be knotted. She'd yell, "HOW DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN!?" But little did she know what I had done. There was no greater revenge.

Blackthunder
05 november 2012, 19:01
One time my sister stole a pair of my headphones and lost them, so I got back at her by tying her earbuds in knots every chance I get.

Every time she went to use her earbuds they'd be knotted. She'd yell, "HOW DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN!?" But little did she know what I had done. There was no greater revenge.

Haha nice :'D

Saskia
06 november 2012, 21:32
Mn zus en zwager werken samen en niemand daar weet dat ze een relatie hebben.

Man vraagt aan mijn zwager: Wanneer is Manon uitgerekend?
Andere man: Hoe moet hij dat nou weten, hij is de vader toch niet?!

De ironieeeeeeee.. :')

Maverick
09 november 2012, 13:32
This is both the worst and best decision this guy ever made.

Was working at a bar about a year ago, and it was one of the quieter weeknights, so nothing crazy huge, more time to talk to patrons. This guy is sitting at the bar, and already a little tipsy, talking about this girl in the bar he doesn't know, but would like to get with. He was asking us for tips on how to go talk to her etc.

After a while of this, he builds up the courage to just go buy this girl a drink. It works. He's chuffed. They're sitting together for a couple of hours, he's getting more and more plastered, and everything seems to be going well.

He returns to the bar for another round, this is about an hour before closing, and is now asking how he can get out of this. She's really into him, but he finds her really annoying. Our response? Sit back down at the table, and start making trumpet noises, however pretend like nothing is happening. Don't acknowledge it. Don't smile. Just trumpet noises.

The guy went back with his drinks, and I shit you not, made trumpet noises for about 5 minutes straight until the girl got weirded out and left. He came back the happiest man alive, and bought us all shots. Possibly the best thing I witnessed while working there.

T. Tapes
09 november 2012, 18:08
^ Nice.

Morris
09 november 2012, 22:19
TVOH stond op, mijn vader kijkt even naar de tv:
'Tering, Oosterhuis, wat ben je scheel.'

T. Tapes
10 november 2012, 15:06
If you are trying to figure out the true meaning of punk, and are trying to emulate it, just give up. You already dont get it.

Maverick
16 november 2012, 17:28
I gave my son a timeout from swords, light sabers, guns and (Thor) hammers due to him being too violent/aggressive. After about 10 minutes of quiet, I went to check on him and found him building w/ his Legos.

After I told him that I was proud of him for listening, I asked him what he was building. He told me he was building an ultimate Lego weapon so that he could destroy me.

I think he may have missed the point, but at least he's persistent.





I was full of smartass comments like this as a kid. When my dad would call me out on it an tell me to stop being a smartass, I would reply with "it's better than being a dumbass." Then I'd get slapped in the face.





This morning, my wife told my 3 year old daughter that owls were nocturnal. My daughter responded "Yes, owls are not turtles."





My son when he was 6: "Dad, can we get a cat?" Me: "Your Mom is allergic to cats, so no". My Son:"When Mom dies can we get a cat?" Me:"Sure".





My 3 year old son has been watching a lot of Looney Tunes and he likes Daffy Duck. Now instead of saying good-bye like a normal kid, he says "So long suckers."

We are so proud.

Saskia
24 november 2012, 19:05
Voor degene die twilight breaking dawn 2 niet hebben gezien, kijk maar niet.


Tijdens de pauze begonnen de 13 jarige meisjes achter ons te kleppen over wat er gaat gebeuren en blabla. Maar ze waren zo vervelend dat ik me omdraaide en zei:
Ik: Wisten jullie al dat Jacob dood gaat? Staat in het boek.
Meisjes: ..... neee!


Maarja, toen kwam de mindfuck en toen zat ik bijna in tranen...



Bij het begin van de film komen de namen van de acteurs voorbij.

-Taylor Lautner-
Meisjes: D'aaaahw, gaaaahagahagahaaa <3 <3
-Billy Burke-
Zus en ik: AAAAAAAAAAAH BILLY <3 <3 <3

Maverick
02 december 2012, 19:11
"One day, the Mushroom Kingdom was unexpectedly invaded by King Koopa, the Koopa King"

WELL, GLAD THEY CLEARED THAT UP

"I used to smoke pot and go to class. Sneak in ten minutes late with a bullshit excuse. Slink down low at my desk. Pray to god nobody asked me any questions. Yeah, I was the best teacher ever." - Nathan Anderson

Go­afoss
04 december 2012, 01:02
Maat van me was vrij pissig omdat de tutor had gezegd dat ie "als een aapje zat te dicteren". Dus we hadden het er met een paar gasten nog over na de onderwijsgroep, komt opeens een andere dude:

R: "Maar misschien lag het wel aan het feit dat je, toen je klaar was met dicteren, met je eigen schijt begon te gooien."

Verdomme ik ging zo hard stuk. xD

Maverick
13 december 2012, 17:49
An old lady was tired of her hard life and wanted to commit suicide.
She decided the best way to die was to shoot herself through the heart, but she doesn't know where the heart is. So she called her doctor and asked.

The doctor told her the heart is located 2 inches below the left nipple.

The old lady hung up and shot herself in her knee.

T. Tapes
13 december 2012, 20:01
Dat is vies, man. :c

Blackthunder
13 december 2012, 20:34
an old lady was tired of her hard life and wanted to commit suicide.
She decided the best way to die was to shoot herself through the heart, but she doesn't know where the heart is. So she called her doctor and asked.

The doctor told her the heart is located 2 inches below the left nipple.

The old lady hung up and shot herself in her knee.

+1 (:

frankiscool
28 december 2012, 13:46
Faal moment in skype gesprek xD

A: ik heb bewijs dat geert wilders rookt
D: lol
F: Wist je dat niet
D: hij heeft haat op zwarten, en dan maakt hij zijn longen zwart

DJ_D
28 december 2012, 13:52
Faal moment in skype gesprek xD

A: ik heb bewijs dat geert wilders rookt
D: lol
F: Wist je dat niet
D: hij heeft haat op zwarten, en dan maakt hij zijn longen zwart

*like the D person* (a)

Eoin
29 december 2012, 15:33
Kijk, zo behoren mijn vrienden me te behandelen. Daarom hou ik van ze. Ik wil niets met Warm Bodies te maken hebben, en ik speel Horde.

http://i1235.photobucket.com/albums/ff437/Lucas_Booms/Grappig/IMG_0608_zpsf9ff681c.png

Maverick
01 januari 2013, 23:48
What makes you instantly hate someone?

Talking in the movie theatre. Talking in the motherfucking movie theatre, about whatever bullshit Ashley was saying the other day, and emitting high-pitched fucking squeals or giggles every five fucking minutes and there's fucking seven of you and you sat DIRECTLY FUCKING BEHIND ME for all TWO FUCKING HOURS OF THE FUCKING HOBBIT intermittently judging the movie for being SO FUCKING NERDY AND HAHAHA COULD YOU BELIEVE WHAT JOSH WOULD SAY IF HE KNEW WE WENT TO SEE THE HOBBIT HAHAHAHA DID THEY SAY DILDO BAGGINS HAHAHAHAHAHAFSFAFAKJLHA OMG WE'RE SUCH NERDS THAT DWARF IS HOT OMG CASEY I'M TELLING KEV YOU SAID THAT HAHAA OH MY GOOOOD DOOOON'T

I paid thirty fucking dollars to see that movie, and I left knowing that Ashley had an abortion last Wednesday despite not knowing a single Dwarf's name.




my middle school gym teacher won a teacher of the year for the county one time. i still dont know why
Least amount of criminal charges than any other gym teacher in the local tri-county area??

Maverick
04 januari 2013, 23:02
oh god. talesfromtechsupport:

This morning as I was walking into work one of the owners of the IT company I work for pulled me aside before I even had a chance to power up my laptop, surf reddit or have any coffee-

A little back story on this client. They came to us as a referral and had just recently lost their IT guy. They needed some equipment set up ASAP so they hired us. The CEO of the company is one of those guys in power that likes to swing his title around like a large male member because well he is just kind of a dick like that.

On to the rest of the story-

Bossman- Hey, COMPANY is happy with the work you did and would like to use us for future work but there is one sticking point.

Me- What is the point you guys are stuck on?

Bossman- The client will not move forward unless we give him your direct (personal) cell number.

It should be said now that we DO NOT provide 24/7 support. We do have an on call rotation, but we stop responding to calls at 10pm. We also have a policy that states we do not give out our cell numbers to clients (too easy for things to fall through the cracks).

Me- ABSOLUTELY NOT. I have met COMPANY CEO and you will not give him my personal cell phone number unless you are prepared to give me a SIGNIFICANT raise.

Bossman- Well he really wouldn't have a need to call you that often and it would not be after hours.

Me- I will respectfully disagree with you. I will do whatever I can to help this company succeed, with that said in my experience once you give a client your personal cell number they will abuse the privilege of having it and will call at all hours. Like I said before, unless you are willing to give me a large raise you will not give him my number.

Bossman- stunned silence

tl:dr Blunt response shakes up bossman's sales pitch.

Update

Thanks everyone for the upvotes and comments! Front Page!

I came in to work this morning, and bossman pulled me aside and apologized for the conversation yesterday, and said I was more valuable to him and the company than taking on that client. Felt good to hear



Bossman- Well he really wouldn't have a need to call you that often and it would not be after hours.

Choose your own adventure!

A: "Then he doesn't need it, and can call the main support line"

B: "Then would you be comfortable with giving the customer your personal cell number?"

C: "Fuck you; pay me"



Oooh.. I like "B". Make the client call Bossman every time support is (supposedly) needed so Bossman can experience it firsthand.



Bossman- I get what you're saying, SQLDave, but that isn't the team player attitude that reflects well on your performance review.

A. "Okay. Here's my cell number.."

B. Say "Performance reviews are for the weak hearted", and kick over a printer to emphasize your point.

C. Cast level 50 seduction on Bossman.




I love this fucking game. I choose B.) Kick over printer to assert dominance amung other office staff. Beat hands on chest and make loud grunting noise. What happens next?



Bossman stairs in stunned disbelief. Bossman'sBoss comes out of his office to see what the commotion is about: "Bossman, terriblestoryteller, what's going on here?"

A. Play it off like an accident.

B. Tell Bossman'sBoss "Bossman's cowardice is destroying this company, this printer's sacrifice will live on in the halls of victory."

C. Cast level 50 seduction on Bossman'sBoss.


B. Tell Bossman'sBoss "Bossman's cowardice is destroying this company, this printer's sacrifice will live on in the halls of victory."

At this point I also dip my finger in the spilled toner and use it to paint tribal markings all over my body. I shout that I am the deathbringer, the skull collector, and this is my domain.



Bossman looks at you in horrified and stunned disbelief. Bossman'sBoss looks at you, staring deep into your eyes examining your soul, like a madman would appraise every grain of sand on a beach. You stare back, and although the room is filled with a deafening silence, you swear you can hear the primal pounding of drums in the distance like an approaching storm. After what seems like an eternity, Bossman'sBoss says "Bossman, you're fired. Toribor, you're the new bossman."


A. Accept the position.

B. Let madness consume you and hoist the shattered printer like a war hammer.




A then B


"You have made your choice, then." Bossman'sBoss says, as he tears off his suit to reveal a chiseled, battle-scarred torso. He deflects your first blow using his blackberry, then picks up Bossman and uses him like a flail. Blow after punishing blow, your defenses are destroyed along with Bossman's face. Finally, you lose your balance and Bossman'sBoss stands over you: "Any last words?"

A. "Death is only the beginning."

B. Cast level 50 seduction on Bossman'sBoss.



A while B



Bossman'sBoss raises his mighty boot, and, in a moment's pause, a single tear rolls from his eye before all his crashing weight falls on your head in a sickening crunch. While he had finally accepted you as his great love, his warrior soul could not permit you to live. Bossman'sBoss left the company forever and was never seen again. Some say, late at night during a full moon, the laserjet spooling makes a sound like the gentle sobbing of a great warrior.

END

Deco T. Aoreste
08 januari 2013, 20:11
Enkele quotes van bash.org:

--

<Screwy> I went on a 30-day diet
<Screwy> and lost 30 days

(Matt^^^) Ok, walk up to a really hot chick and say "I bet you 20 bucks I can make your tits jiggle without touching them"
(Matt^^^) then grab her tits, give her 20 bucks and walk away

Tetramaster3k: Omg.
Tetramaster3k: My mom was just outside my room, and she saw me chewing on the chords to my headphones
Tetramaster3k: She goes
Tetramaster3k: "If you keep doing that, you'll reach wire and electrocute yourself"
Tetramaster3k: So I stopped
Tetramaster3k: Then she goes
Tetramaster3k: "I didn't tell you to stop"

<+HoCkster> I got an official warning from my bank
<+HoCkster> I usually pay my rent as "Columbian Drug Money", they never objected
<+HoCkster> but then I forgot my mates cell phone number,
<+HoCkster> we were both doing internet banking at the same time right
<@Lilzvixen> welcome to my room
<+HoCkster> so I give him a 1 cent payment going "What's your number"
<+HoCkster> and we start having this whole conversation
<+HoCkster> it was like webchat
<+HoCkster> so like 87 payments later, the bank rings me up and were like
<+HoCkster> "have you thought of getting MSN?"

<@Campbell> I saw the best thing today... I was around at a mates place and these Jehovah's Witnesses came around preaching their shit
<@Campbell> So my mate invites them in and sits down and offers them pizza and cookies.
<@Campbell> After about 15 minutes they left very happy.
<@Campbell> We spotted them about an hour later lying in a park staring at the sky
<@Campbell> I guess those hash cookies and that magic mushie pizza really did its job.
<@Campbell> Who said drugs were bad?!

<ZBZZN> BUKKAKE!
<ZBZZN> I yelled that in class
<ZBZZN> and ppl went like "WTF"
<Killrbyte> I once had a guy yell out "MORTAL KOMBAT!!!!!" in the middle of a test.
<Killrbyte> Then the guy next to him said "SHIT! I didn't think you'd actually do it!" as he whipped out a $20 bill and handed it over.

<BethOOC> If it were my dad, he'd be making jokes about being hard-headed.
<BethOOC> After they amputated his toe he joked about having to learn to count in base 19
<Rach> .....
<Rach> Your dad is a dork...

Ravons J. Daro
09 januari 2013, 14:17
Ravons | Jordy
OH FUCKING FUUUUCK
Ik ga echt eindigen als zo'n recluse systeembeheerder die in de kelder van het bedrijf werkt.
Met alleen maar kunstmatig licht en stof.
Wesley
xx""D
Ravons | Jordy
Standaard telefoon opnemen: HELLO IT.
...
HAVE YOU TRIED TURNING IT OFF AND ON AGAIN
Wesley
"bel jij de ICT guy even? Mijn computer doet het niet" - "..nee, bel JIJ maar, hij is eng!"
Ravons | Jordy
"Ja, maar de telefoons liggen eruit. Dus iemand moet naar... de kelder." *bliksem op de achtergrond, huilende wolven en shit*
Wesley
x"D
"STEEN PAPIER SCHAAR"
Ravons | Jordy
Komen ze daar binnen. Hoor je fucking Phantom of the Opera orgelmuziek.
Zie me zo zitten met m'n rug naar hen toe, voor zo'n PC maar met een custom toetsenbord die orgelmuziek speelt als je typt.
Wesley
x"D
Ravons | Jordy
Overal spinnenwebben en ratten tussen de barely running servers omdat die tyfuslijers van het bestuur op NIKS willen bezuinigen BEHALVE de fucking computerapparatuur.

DJ_D
09 januari 2013, 19:00
Ik zonet dagdromen...
(D = DaniŰl [Ik]
A = mijn moeder
N = Ander mevrouwtje)

*huis telefoon gaat*
*ziet dat het onbekend nummer is*
*zet muziek uit*
*neemt op*
Ik: met mij
N: hallo, u spreekt met *naam* van Neckerman. is A ook aanwezig?


*Sigh* Ik moet beter opletten xD

Maverick
09 januari 2013, 22:30
"I pop the video in, and wow... Tears welling, silence, goose-bumps... Wow. [I felt like] I just lost my girlfriend, because that song isn't mine anymore... It really made me think about how powerful music is as a medium and art form. I wrote some words and music in my bedroom as a way of staying sane, about a bleak and desperate place I was in, totally isolated and alone. [Somehow] that winds up reinterpreted by a music legend from a radically different era/genre and still retains sincerity and meaning — different, but every bit as pure."

"I'd been friends with Rick Rubin for several years. He called me to ask how I'd feel if Johnny Cash covered Hurt. I said I'd be very flattered but was given no indication it would actually be recorded.

"Hearing it was like someone kissing your girlfriend."

"Two weeks went by. Then I got a CD in the post. I listened to it and it was very strange. It was this other person inhabiting my most personal song.

"I'd known where I was when I wrote it. I know what I was thinking about. I know how I felt. Hearing it was like someone kissing your girlfriend. It felt invasive".

http://www.musicradar.com/news/guitars/trent-reznor-talks-johnny-cash-168199

Trent Reznor (Nine Inch Nails) over Johnny Cash's versie van Hurt: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l95D7leeU3w

Natsuki
31 januari 2013, 19:30
Kennis van me (Y) liet om een mij nog onbekende reden zijn naam op z'n onderarm tatoeŰren. Vond sommige van de facebook-reacties best leuk xd

*foto tattoo*
G: Bang dat je je naam niet meer gaat weten?
Y: Handig als ik gedronken heb.
M: Op de andere arm je adres, dan kunnen ze je ook naar huis brengen.

*status: I really wanna hit some people in the face =D*
M: Doe dat niet met je Y arm, dan weten ze wie je bent.

--> lachte zelf net iets te erg om die laatste

Vraag me toch nog steeds af waarom iemand z'n eigen naam laat zetten...

elotjee
08 maart 2013, 21:44
Ik ging vandaag shoppen met zuslief en moeder en tijdens het kopen van een parkeerkaart vond dit gesprek plaats.

Ik heb het even in een spoiler gezet aangezien het niet voor de jeugdige lezers is.

zus: hoe de fuck ken jij nou weer het kenteken nummer van de auto uit je hoofd?
Ik: omdat ik er een ezelsbruggetje voor heb gemaakt.
Zus: oh en wat is dat dan?
Ik: .. HB staat voor hoeren bak en DK staat voor dikke knuppel.
Zus: x'''D

Maverick
06 april 2013, 23:29
They get to cook and do girly stuff without being judged. Sometimes I want to take a bubble bath and smell like flowers okay?

Edit: Cooking is not girly I know

-

I love using my girlfriend's shampoos and soaps. They smell delicious and make me feel like a beautiful and exotic flower
-

I love when my SO uses my shampoos and soaps because he ends up smelling like me. Then other girls will know he's with someone. Its like I'm marking my territory without having to piss on him.

T. Tapes
06 mei 2013, 23:46
What is everyone's favorite pizza?

I hate pizza. My favorite is the one that falls out of the box and doesn't get delivered.

Eeyoooo!~

Maverick
09 mei 2013, 16:56
I was walking down the street and saw a black guy walking with a TV in his hands. I thought to myself, shit that looks like mine so I rush home. Nope, mine was still there, shining my shoes.

Maverick
26 mei 2013, 22:37
To express oneself
In seventeen syllables
Is very diffic

Mana Praxula
27 mei 2013, 08:06
To express oneself
In seventeen syllables
Is very diffic

Prachtige quote Wes xD

Deco T. Aoreste
27 mei 2013, 17:00
En nog wat bash.org-juweeltjes:

---

<dzee> want to try again sara
<sara_sig> no
<sara_sig> gay thing
<sara_sig> too pissed off with it
<dzee> why does it crash?
<sara_sig> .
<sara_sig> ^ see that?
<sara_sig> That is a concentrated ball of rage
<sara_sig> Refined hatred poured into one small dot
<sara_sig> "why does it crash" is possibly the only question that can merit an outpouring like that
<sara_sig> I simply cannot even be sarcastic about it
<sara_sig> It goes way beyond that

<bi0h4z4r_> north korea is test firing missiles right now
<bi0h4z4r_> on fox news
<@argv[0]> thats where i would test my missiles too
<@argv[0]> fox news headquarters

<AXiLLA> it feels like I need to do the dishes.. I'm drinking juice out of an ashtray :[

<Chris> man.. i've got such a bad cold, I keep gettin nosebleeds. it's awful
* Joins #aesir: -Mike0r-
<Chris> I mean, last night.. I blew my load into a tissue right
<Chris> but it just started bleeding...
<Chris> I had to pinch it to stop it, cos it bleeds for ages
<Chris> I swear one day it'll happen and i'll die from blood loss :(
* Quits: -Mik0r- (Quit: what. the. fuck. note to self, don't ever hang out with you guys.. ever)
<Dan> ehh

< Laura> I used to have a preserved human penis in a jar.
< Laura> It was lost in a move.
< Laura> This made me sad until someone pointed out that that means that SOMEONE moved into a house and found a human penis in a jar.
< Laura> This makes me feel better.

<LORD|Kittel|Work> I had a user tell me that she couldn't see anything on her PC. I had her verify for me that it was plugged in and that it was turned on. When it still didn't display anything I went to her office to take a look.
<LORD|Kittel|Work> She didn't have a computer. She had a monitor only.
<LORD|Bishop|Werk> hahahahahahaaha
<LORD|Kittel|Work> But that was indeed plugged in and turned on.
<LORD|Kittel|Work> I had to give her that.

<thinkmad> your face sucks
<thinkmad> watch my movie
<thinkmad> http://www.thinkmad.com/tvp/tvp/Media/Meetyou_lo_320x240.mov
<Hummer> thats good advertising
<Hummer> start off with an insult. always works
<Drakken> FUCK YOU ALL - Buy Crest toothpaste!
<Hummer> hahah
<golic3> He got your attention though
<Hummer> true
<Hummer> EAT SHIT! go to mcdonalds!

Maverick
13 juni 2013, 19:22
Ratings systems always fall into a "how many is a heap" paradox.

A wise man asks his apprentice to bring him a heap of beans. The student comes back with twenty beans in his hands.

The wise man takes one bean and sets it aside. "Is it still a heap?" he asks.

"Yes," answers the apprentice.

The wise man takes another, and another, and another. Finally, when the apprentice has only three beans, he concedes that it is no longer a heap.

"Ah," the wise man says, and places a fourth bean back into his hands. "So a heap is four?"

"Go fuck yourself," says the apprentice as he throws the beans in the wise man's face and storms off in a huff.

Aerival
28 oktober 2013, 23:09
[28/10/2013 23:32:32] Roeland | Aerival: Fucking hell ik denk dat ik op dit tempo nog sneller een shiny ga tegenkomen

En wat later...

[28/10/2013 23:46:05] Roeland | Aerival: SHINY
[28/10/2013 23:46:07] Roeland | Aerival: STUNKY
[28/10/2013 23:46:13] Thomas Stege: ..echt XD
[28/10/2013 23:46:15] Roeland | Aerival: Ja
[28/10/2013 23:46:18] Thomas Stege: Ahaha
[28/10/2013 23:46:22] Roeland | Aerival: Zie je
[28/10/2013 23:46:29] Thomas Stege: Je komt echt gewoon eerder een shiny tegen dan eentje met een hidden ability
[28/10/2013 23:46:30] Thomas Stege: _O-

pro
18 augustus 2019, 13:17
Deze kwam ik enkele dagen geleden hier op het forum. Old but gold. :p

https://scontent-bru2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.15752-9/68372390_497312734368516_3035069125396267008_n.png ?_nc_cat=107&_nc_oc=AQmDxV-VC5IlgWeqHLe6ooHognhNUz2X_Aw7Gnb2iC5DKi917_kfzJetM nrwuA36mqk&_nc_ht=scontent-bru2-1.xx&oh=c5848b3a1a0cee6b8278c0e50dd26323&oe=5DDDC0C5

pro
11 september 2019, 10:24
Eentje van een tijdje geleden, toen ik onder vriend(inn)en was:

Ik: *Speelt met laser met de katten, maar begint op andere mensen te schijnen.*
M.: *Haalt gsm boven en reflecteert laser in mijn oog.*
Ik: Aaaahh! Door M. heb ik in mijn eigen oog geschoten! D8
Iedereen: Bwahaha! XD
Ik: Zo bedoelde ik het niet! XD

Audax
18 september 2019, 02:24
Eentje van een tijdje geleden, toen ik onder vriend(inn)en was:

Ik: *Speelt met laser met de katten, maar begint op andere mensen te schijnen.*
M.: *Haalt gsm boven en reflecteert laser in mijn oog.*
Ik: Aaaahh! Door M. heb ik in mijn eigen oog geschoten! D8
Iedereen: Bwahaha! XD
Ik: Zo bedoelde ik het niet! XD

omg grappig, kan je een laser van porygon maken plies

pro
24 september 2019, 11:12
omg grappig, kan je een laser van porygon maken plies

Gast, stop met trollen. Je bent ver van grappig.

Killerbee
23 oktober 2019, 13:35
https://i.imgur.com/cvsBvYw.png

:(

T. Tapes
23 oktober 2019, 16:23
https://i.imgur.com/cvsBvYw.png

:(

Wel goed geprobeerd.